swallowbitchpeoplearestarving:
one of the greatest things I have ever read
At any given moment, you do not exist. Your body exists, temporary though it may be. Still, you are not your body. You are merely an electrochemical process of your body. The continuity of your separate self is manufactured every few milliseconds by a hunk of warm grey meat between your ears. In the time it takes you to read this sentence, your brain has created you a thousand times, and it has left behind a thousand ghosts of you.
- I am in a relationship with you
- You are my mom
- I need something
- Me and you are close as fuck
A guy photoshops celebrities into all of his holiday party photos
This will always be one of my favorite tumblr posts ever.
Wow he’s good.
I AM SO DOING THIS IN THE FUTURE
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOIGN ON
THEY’RE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE ABLE TO DO THAT
NO NONO NO NO
PHYSCS MAN
PHSYC AND NO THATS NOT WHO IT WHORKS
HELO PE I;SMN SO FUCKING CONFUSDE
WHAT IS THIS
(via f-allingharder)